Thursday, March 16, 2006

Mary Carey Redux- In which I engage in Journamaliserim

Dont ask me why I even thought to bother, but I decided to see if porn "star" Mary Carey's website had any mention of her meeting the president at the NRCC meeting I spoke about in this post. Sure enough her online "diary" does contain two mentions of it. You can read the whole thing here (warning, this is a porn "star's" webpage, which makes it not work-safe) but here are the two relevant passages. (All grammatical, syntactical, spelling errors and other instances of bad writing are Ms. Carey's and have been reproduced verbatim here)
Mar-13-2006: Hey everyone, Just got back from new zealand, my flight was horrible. I had to sit in coach and my butt hurts, my back hurts, and my knees hurt. Anyway, now I'm back in la, getting ready to go to washington dc for dinner with President Bush. I love dc. Time for bed. Good night everyone.

Mar-14-2006: I'm at the La airport getting ready to go to washington DC. I can't wait. I'm a little dissapointed that the NRCC is n't giving me the award weds or letting me go to the Karl Rove luncheon, but I still get to go to the bush dinner Thursday and am scheduling some tv shows with fox news and MSNBC. I hope its just as much fun this time as in June. Also, my 1st legend movie "mary carey on the rise" is available now. Buy it everyone. Its the best movie I've done yet. Its by Legend Video
So she's upset she couldnt get to be enchanted my Karl Rove's impressive masculinity, and in truth what woman wouldn't be, and she's also promoting her latest porn video, but something else caught my eye. "I'm a little dissapointed that the NRCC is n't giving me the award weds..." piqued my curiosity, and made me ask myself aloud "...award? Was she going to be given an award? What reward would the National Republican Congressional Committee give to Mary Carey?!" So I checked the NRCC webpage for clarification and found info on the dinner here, and found the item in question. Wednesday, 11:30am - 2:00pm, Businessman of the Year and Award Ceremony, hosted my guest of honor, Karl Rove. This is the only event where any kind of award is mentioned.

So, here's what it looks like: Mary Carey is at least under the impression she was going to win Businessman of the Year from the RNCC, meaning she was probably nominated, and as far as we know, may have even won, but was unable to recieve the award for reasons unknown. Now, I cant back any of this up, I cant find a list of the nominees or even the winner for this year, so dont take my word.

Still though, just let that thought sit in your mind... gestating... evolving... The National Republican Congressional Committee nominated/awarded a porn star as Businessman of the Year...

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